[smokingfrog]

Barack Obama

Thy paunchy full-gorged vassal hath a boil-brained malt-worm.

Thou art a warped toad-spotted bugbear.

Thy dissembling dizzy-eyed coxcomb hath a hedge-born baggage.

Thou art a bootless ill-breeding codpiece.

Thou art a saucy rough-hewn haggard.

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[Slyfox]

Barack Obama

Thy pig-hearted death-token hath a hell-raising spawn fire.

[Fightin Whitey]

I'd let her bite my thumb 'n such. At least nibble a little.

“Mistress, you know yourself, down on your knees, And thank heaven, fasting, for a good man's love ”--As You Like It, Act 3, Scene 5