Ryan Lochte says he has a driver, and Phelps has no excuse not to get one, too. He can afford one.
Call a cab.
I live in a small town with no cab service. The wife works for a local towing company. They have a regular customer that twice a year gets blotto and calls for a tow truck to get home.
When Ryan Lochte is doing things smarter than you are, that’s the big clue that it’s time to re-evaluate your life.