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To: Lazamataz

Yes but she has no interest in you.

She wants someone with a pure heart.

33 posted on 09/29/2014 7:09:07 AM PDT by driftdiver (I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)

To: driftdiver; Lazamataz

"All the candy you need is right here."

Only someone of a pure heart can partake of her Mounds.

43 posted on 09/29/2014 7:29:20 AM PDT by Enterprise ("Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire)

To: driftdiver

Yes but she has no interest in you. She wants someone with a pure heart.

I am pure, unsullied, untouched. Absolutely clean, virgin and 100% unpolluted. I am all these things and so much more.

Now, she and I should have tawdry and depraved sex.

56 posted on 09/29/2014 7:55:55 AM PDT by Lazamataz (First we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them.)

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