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To: Starstruck

If I found an ancient hidden city beneath MY house, I would enslave all the gnomes that lived there, and make them weave intricate carpets that I would sell at low prices, making gross profits.


11 posted on 09/27/2014 2:34:50 PM PDT by Lazamataz (First we beat the Soviet Union. Then we became them.)
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To: Lazamataz

Troglodytes make lousy carpet weavers due to their deformed fingers. I know. I tried it.


12 posted on 09/27/2014 2:38:54 PM PDT by Starstruck (If my reply offends, you probably don't understand sarcasm or criticism...or do.)
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To: Lazamataz
See, that's why you would make a lousy business man.

The secret is to sell high, buy low, not buy low and sell low.

47 posted on 09/27/2014 9:30:11 PM PDT by going hot (Happiness is a momma deuce)
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