The Professor = "Roy Hinkley"
Mary Ann = "Mary Ann Summers"
Gilligan = "Willy Gilligan" (His first name was never used on the show, but Sherwood Schwartz once said in an interview that if they did a script that called for him to have a first name, it would be Willy.)
There should be a reboot of Gilligan’s Island, only this time, they should load the Kardashian klan up in a boat and maroon them somewhere...The hilarity would ensue...