Posted on 09/26/2014 2:33:01 PM PDT by GraceG
So Jeb, the Jeb man, the Jeb Meister said that if Republicans take control of the Senate they should pass (Sh)amnesty.
You know because it is an act of LOVE and all to trespass and waht not.
But isn't this discriminatory? Not against Illegal Aiens, er, I mean Undocumented Immigrants, err... United States Citizens in "spirit".....
But isn't it Discriminatory against HATE? If Trespassing is an act of LOVE (as the Jebster sez) and it is legalized, then what about acts of HATE?
We HAVE to be morally Reativistic here because the MEDIA DEMANDS us to be so, or they will hate us and Jebmeister will be sad...
So about Legalizing acts of hate, let's start with one... Assault...
The Left has already somewhat legalized acts of the Assault against people depending on your WHO you are, and what you believe, so let's open it up for EVERYONE! Legalized Asault for EVERYONE! It is an act of HATE so we should legalize it or else we are being unfair to hate if we allow acts of LOVE...
Here is another one: Murder...
I really dislike the crazy people that live next door, what with their music at all hours of the night rattling through my apartment, well you know if Trespassing is NOT a crime anymore then if I trespass over there as an acto fo LOVE, then I need something to counter that and that is where my "Joe Biden Express Double Barrel" comes in handy and I can dispense an equal amount of HATE to finally shut them up once and for all...
So yes, Murder should be Legalized you see.... Because it is an act of "LOVE" and I would "Love" to Quiet my noisy neighbors down with a bit of finality...
Maybe we could buy a government permit, you know to give the government a "piece of the action", so they don't feel left out of the loop.
We could form a PAC and lobby to legalize all sorts of things, you know as an act of Love, because the rule of law means as much as the empty words that are dribbling out of the Jeb Meister's lips...
How about speeding? Using the amnesty crowd logic, everyone does it so why not get rid of speed limits all together.
Anything that brings more votes into this country for Democrats is legal. Attempts to prevent freeloaders from entering into the country that requires us to pay higher taxes is illegal. Got it?
Every politicians who advocate amnesty should be MADE to house twenty-five illegals in their prime residence. You are asking US to take care of them, put your freaking money where your mouth is.
Just adopt Mexico’s immigration laws or better yet give all of the southwest to Mexico then the laws would actually be enforced.
[ How about speeding? Using the amnesty crowd logic, everyone does it so why not get rid of speed limits all together. ]
Hell yes!
That part about your neighbors has almost inspired me to start a vanity thread on “What was your worst neighbors’ experience?”
Mine was nearly getting arrested for taking my own kids & the neighborhood kids carol singing - people gave them money and I said they could buy Christmas gifts for their parents - or donate to SA.
One neighbor called the cops!!!!! Yes she did. I told the police officer “I thought we sang really well”. He couldn’t stop laughing. (supposedly we should have had a permit).
Jeb just doesn’t get it, and it’s a real shame. He did a GREAT job for us a gov. of Florida and I’m sure would make a great president. But first - BUILD THE WALL!! Then we will talk. Until then, everything anyone says is just noise.
Tell me again why I am supposed to vote GOP?
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