God no little people fetish but I am wondering about the dwarf handcuffed to the groom.
The grooms last chance? Sarcasm...
Probably a good way to keep the groom from getting any action from the stripper. I recall one guy that went to a stag party. He said the groom, and the bride’s father (and others) had sex with the stripper in front of everyone! (I’m guessing a dwarf handcuffed to them wouldn’t have hindered them in that case). Yuck!