Pretty good meteorology from a C- student and BCD sailor.
Dear Mr. Kerry,
Could you please send the 4 degrees this winter. I think you forgot to send it last winter. I shoveled so much snow that I just collapsed in my chair one morning. The good Republicans here in this town thought something terrible had happened to me. The businesses....that I did not build...were not open and I didn’t answer the phone, so they sent an officer of the law for a wellness check. I thought that was real sweet.
Battle Axe
Q: John, are those degrees Centigrade or Fahrenheit?
A: What? There's a difference?