[null and void]

Very much! A former FReeper was one of the pilots.

Munged up my knee with all the walking, though...

[Vendome]

Ice, Naproxin and a wrap when walking, til it’s better.

Or you can just be your usual bad ass self and blow it off:
“Tis but a paper cut. I will protect it from vinegar or salt. Don’t wanna go owie!”.