Two Pirates
Two pirates are sitting in a bar one stool apart drinking their grog.
Pirate #1 makes eye contact with Pirate #2 and says:
“I notice that you have a peg leg. How’d ya lose it?”
“Shark” replies Pirate #2.
A few moments pass and then Pirate #2 asks:
“I notice you have a hook on your right arm.How’d ya lose it?”
“Shark” replies Pirate #1.
“I also see that you are wearin’ an eye patch” says Pirate #2.”How’d ya lose yer eye?”
“Seagull” replies Pirate #1.
“SEAGULL ??” Pirate #2 loudly responds, “That’s NOT a a very MANLY way to lose yer eye!!”
Pirate #1 responds:
“Well let me explain. I was up on deck at sunrise with one of the most beautiful mornin’ skies I have ever seen in my whole pirate life.”
“There were beautiful puffy clouds, calm seas, seaguls flying over head and I could not stop lookin’ skyward at the beauty of it all, when out of nowhere one of the seagulls cut lose with one of the biggest loads of bird droppings I had ever seen and got me RIGHT in my right eye.”
“...and it was like only the second day with my new hook...”