Now if we could just train ‘em to pick them up from the rough and drop them on the green.
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A good story would be trained foxes that steals balls that are well hit or not well hit in friendly betting matches. The fox becomes a bit of a mascot, a cute gimmick, so no one starts spraying them with pepper spray or something before the drive into fox territory. Shifty club caddies versed in animal husbandry profit. Amateur youth detective busts the corrupt match fixing ring.
I wonder what the juice in liquid-filled golf balls tastes like, maybe good to foxes? Could they crack them? I had to use a vice and a hacksaw when I was around 7. Yes, the purple coloured juice squirted directly into my eyes.
“Titleist, the leading maker of liquid-filled balls, says it has always used a nontoxic solution of salt water and corn syrup.”
Hmmm...
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