Why did we have sex?
I got lucky?
Why did we have sex?
Cause you don’t have a wide screen tv?
Cause after eating Chinese food an hour later
you’re hungry again and every place was closed?
Cause it seemed like a good idea at the time,
but now I’m not so sure...?
Cause maybe now you’ll at least call me?
Actually I don’t know, it’s been so long
I don’t remember why myself...
I got lucky?
One time [way way] back in my college days I was invited back to a girl's place for some serious slap & tickle. Well we had gotten pretty wrecked before heading to her place, and during the latter stages of foreplay I realized that her heavy breathing had morphed into a gentle snore. Serious LOL. Not having signed any agreement, I was nonetheless a true gentleman. Rather than follow through and claim what was promised me, I quietly dressed and left without waking her. True story, I swear.