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Here kittie kittie ^ | RASHID

Posted on 09/07/2014 3:27:59 PM PDT by Rashid Ibrahim

Edited on 09/07/2014 5:22:40 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

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To: Monkey Face
How much fun was I IT?? LOL!There. Now it's in "I'm AWAKE!" mode! LOL!
961 posted on 09/19/2014 6:21:16 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I hate when I think I'm buying organic vegetables but when I get home, they're just regular donuts.)
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To: Tax-chick; NicknamedBob; Silentgypsy; null and void; Monkey Face; Anoreth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KZsrDGLUJQ

I’m surprised nobody made a “Tekeli li” joke while watching the critter.


962 posted on 09/19/2014 6:45:39 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee! First one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Monkey Face

But I thought YOU were fun. Weren’t you?


963 posted on 09/19/2014 6:58:07 AM PDT by ArGee (One nation, under par..)
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To: ArGee

I don’t know...I wasn’t there. It wasn’t me, and nobody saw me do it!


964 posted on 09/19/2014 7:06:30 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I hate when I think I'm buying organic vegetables but when I get home, they're just regular donuts.)
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To: Scoutmaster; Anoreth; Dead Corpse
A real Viking toaster would have a pancake on its head.

Do real Vikings heat frozen pancakes in the toaster?

965 posted on 09/19/2014 7:20:41 AM PDT by Tax-chick (No power in the 'verse can stop me.)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=6IrCM49ZV44#t=70

Island inhabited by large black rabbits!

LOL.


966 posted on 09/19/2014 7:23:05 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee! First one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Tax-chick; Scoutmaster; Anoreth; Dead Corpse

Heat frozen pancakes over the funeral pyres of their enemies?


967 posted on 09/19/2014 7:27:15 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee! First one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Darksheare; Anoreth; Scoutmaster; Dead Corpse

Because it’s really cold in Scandinavia, and the pancakes start to freeze as soon as you get them off the skillet.


968 posted on 09/19/2014 7:28:04 AM PDT by Tax-chick (No power in the 'verse can stop me.)
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To: Tax-chick; Anoreth; Scoutmaster; Dead Corpse

Isn’t the skillet frozen to begin with as well?
So one needs to find a gnome or draugr or two to burn to warm up the skillet?


969 posted on 09/19/2014 7:30:54 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee! First one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Darksheare

You can burn dinosaur bones. Johnny Cash said so.


970 posted on 09/19/2014 7:32:36 AM PDT by Tax-chick (No power in the 'verse can stop me.)
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To: Tax-chick

Hmmm...fossil fuels.


971 posted on 09/19/2014 7:34:42 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee! First one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Tax-chick
You should take advantage of an English to Pirate translator. Or this one.

Thar be many English t' Pirate translators on th' Interwebs.

972 posted on 09/19/2014 8:26:38 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (I'd rather be at Philmont)
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To: Scoutmaster

Many pirates spoke Spanish or French.


973 posted on 09/19/2014 8:57:50 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Does anything about your child worry you?)
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To: Tax-chick

We are actually going to the Mob Museum today. I can’t find my driver’s license. I need to check the car.

That’s distressing because I don’t have the money to replace it.


974 posted on 09/19/2014 9:20:37 AM PDT by Monkey Face (I hate when I think I'm buying organic vegetables but when I get home, they're just regular donuts.)
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To: Monkey Face

I hope you find it! Left it at Busdaddy’s house?


975 posted on 09/19/2014 9:45:42 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Does anything about your child worry you?)
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To: Tax-chick

I tried translating Pirate (as English) into Spanish or French using online translators. The results were not pretty.


976 posted on 09/19/2014 9:45:56 AM PDT by Scoutmaster (I'd rather be at Philmont)
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To: Scoutmaster

I’m sure they were not.


977 posted on 09/19/2014 9:46:53 AM PDT by Tax-chick (Does anything about your child worry you?)
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To: Scoutmaster

Look, preioussssss, seeeee all the fat, juicy piratses. Are they tasty, preciousssss? Are they sweet?


978 posted on 09/19/2014 10:03:20 AM PDT by ArGee (One nation, under par..)
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To: ArGee; Scoutmaster

Worst part is, I see that being said to a Peach Faced Lovebird, and the little hellion beakmonster is salivating to “beak” the captives to death.


979 posted on 09/19/2014 10:30:41 AM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee! First one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Monkey Face

How much fun?
Lots of Fun, Hobbit bowling is a hoot.
After a few Ales . :)


980 posted on 09/19/2014 10:33:10 AM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. Barry is counter revolutionary ,Denounce him!)
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