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ZOT Offer From A Private Lender
Here kittie kittie ^ | RASHID

Posted on 09/07/2014 3:27:59 PM PDT by Rashid Ibrahim

Edited on 09/07/2014 5:22:40 PM PDT by Admin Moderator. [history]

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To: Monkey Face

I thought maybe you’d read something. Anyway, we’ll have to extract some electronic stuff from the girls’ room. Again.


441 posted on 09/11/2014 1:53:16 PM PDT by Tax-chick (No power in the 'verse can stop me.)
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To: ArGee

Heh.


442 posted on 09/11/2014 1:53:41 PM PDT by Tax-chick (No power in the 'verse can stop me.)
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To: Darksheare
A cave plinth?
Aren’t those extinct?

So sorry, I thought I shut the door behind me.

443 posted on 09/11/2014 1:54:40 PM PDT by ArGee (One nation, under par..)
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To: Tax-chick

Recalibrating my son’s computer habit was a breeze.

I don’t think he ever did find that power cord.


444 posted on 09/11/2014 1:55:23 PM PDT by ArGee (One nation, under par..)
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To: ArGee

I’ve lost several gizmos and accessories over the years. I tell them it’s their own fault: if they put them up when they were told to, I wouldn’t take the things away.


445 posted on 09/11/2014 1:56:50 PM PDT by Tax-chick (No power in the 'verse can stop me.)
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To: Tax-chick

Sometimes I do if I find a timely article, but mostly I just wait and ask. No one seems in a hurry to spend any time informing me of anything, so I have to forage for information of all kinds.

It happens when one lives alone and the kids have full and busy lives.


446 posted on 09/11/2014 2:00:18 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Never give permanent feelings to a temporary person.)
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IAMTHEVERYMODELOFAMODERNMAJORDISASTER!

There, I got that out of my system.

With apologies to Gilbert and Sullivan

447 posted on 09/11/2014 2:01:10 PM PDT by ArGee (One nation, under par..)
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To: Monkey Face

Foraging for information is my favorite pastime but you have to remember not to pick the bright red information or it can give you brain cramps.

That is, unless, you’re trained and being very careful.


448 posted on 09/11/2014 2:03:14 PM PDT by ArGee (One nation, under par..)
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To: ArGee

I don’t pick anything bright red except for boots and high heels! And maybe a red hat.


449 posted on 09/11/2014 2:07:51 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Never give permanent feelings to a temporary person.)
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To: Monkey Face

Wasn’t there something in the Blgthrgth field guide about bright read kinky clothing?


450 posted on 09/11/2014 2:15:16 PM PDT by ArGee (One nation, under par..)
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To: ArGee; Darksheare; Tax-chick

I can’t read Blgthrgthian.


451 posted on 09/11/2014 2:19:09 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Never give permanent feelings to a temporary person.)
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To: Monkey Face; ArGee; Darksheare
I can’t read Blgthrgthian.

Darks was holding a class for a while. Weren't you there?

Pat can read it ...

452 posted on 09/11/2014 2:28:35 PM PDT by Tax-chick (No power in the 'verse can stop me.)
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To: Monkey Face

I had to guess the Points on my chili. I figure it’s the equivalent of “Chili, low-fat, canned.”


453 posted on 09/11/2014 2:30:22 PM PDT by Tax-chick (No power in the 'verse can stop me.)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face; ArGee

The dance display is the hardest to interpret.


454 posted on 09/11/2014 2:34:34 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee! First one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Darksheare

The pictures in the manual aren’t very clear.


455 posted on 09/11/2014 2:35:41 PM PDT by Tax-chick (No power in the 'verse can stop me.)
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To: Tax-chick

I’m having trouble now, as my brain wants to be prompted to find foods that I have on hand that fit the diet plan.


456 posted on 09/11/2014 2:37:38 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Never give permanent feelings to a temporary person.)
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To: Tax-chick

Pictures cannot convey the ridiculousness of it all.


457 posted on 09/11/2014 2:41:51 PM PDT by Darksheare (Try my coffee! First one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: Monkey Face

Do you like potatoes?


458 posted on 09/11/2014 2:44:31 PM PDT by Tax-chick (No power in the 'verse can stop me.)
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To: Tax-chick

I eat red potatoes. Those I have.

I need to find my WW “master pantry list” to get ideas, and then make a list for my next trip to the store.

Do you know how to make smoothies?


459 posted on 09/11/2014 2:49:28 PM PDT by Monkey Face (Never give permanent feelings to a temporary person.)
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To: Monkey Face

Throw your ingredients in a blender and whirrrrrrrr.

For example, a cup of milk, some frozen fruit, and then water (or more milk) or ice until you have the consistency you want.


460 posted on 09/11/2014 2:51:35 PM PDT by Tax-chick (No power in the 'verse can stop me.)
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