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To: fireforeffect
Why do the cows need to be milked at 0300?

Why not keep them up at night late, (watching westerns on TV would keep them interested) then milk them at 8 or 9 after they have slept in a little more?

14 posted on 09/04/2014 11:39:37 AM PDT by caddie
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To: caddie
Why do the cows need to be milked at 0300?

It's the best time to catch them in REM sleep when they're having erotic dreams...good milk.

Tried that Western video thing. Too many damn stampedes, got 'em all riled up the next day, running all over the place looking for the Duke or Rowdy Yates.

16 posted on 09/04/2014 11:49:44 AM PDT by Covenantor ("Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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