Top of the fifth inning at seventh game of the World Series, Mariners vs. Cubs, score tied, but somebody has to win, somebody has to break the curse that has doomed the fans of these teams to decades of frustration, of cursing futility, and at last break into the bright light of a championshi...
"Uh, sorry, folks, Yellowstone has just blown. Game called on account of ash."
We'll be back in 50,000 years, oh, yes we will...
Scene: At the concert hall, near the end of Beethoven's Chorale Symphony, half the choir is drunk and 2 guys from the strings section are nowhere to be found.
It's the last of the Ninth, with 2 men out and the basses are loaded.