“It’s like deja vu all over again.”
“If you don’t know where you’re going, you might end up some place else.”
Responding to a question about remarks attributed to him that he did not think were his: “I really didn’t say everything I said.”
“The future ain’t what it use to be.”
“I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.”
When giving directions to Joe Garagiola to his New Jersey home, which is accessible by two routes: “When you come to a fork in the road, take it.”
“Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.”
“It gets late early out there.”
“It ain’t over till it’s over.”
Yogi was the best! He once visited a NY pizza parlor. The waitress asked if he wanted his pizza cut into four or six slices. He said, “Better make if four; I don’t think I could eat six.”
Yogi: “Nobody goes there anymore, it’s too crowded.”