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To: walford; All

Almost 100% of the people that are “guests” on the show have abstained from drugs or alcohol for more than 30 days and therefore incapable of what it is that they are being filmed for.

That wearing your pants down around the middle of your butt really does help you run when the police say “freeze.”

Taking a swing at a police officer is always, always a wonderful idea.

Stupidity is generally hereditary but it should never prevent someone from trying out run police cars, radios, helicopters, and dogs.

That after consuming massive amounts of alcohol, the correct answer is always “two.” (See Rosemary Lehmberg aka Drunky the wonder DA)


19 posted on 08/27/2014 11:05:24 AM PDT by areukiddingme1 (areukiddingme1 is a synonym for a Retired U.S. Navy Chief Petty Officer and tired of liberal BS.))
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To: areukiddingme1

“Stupidity is generally hereditary but it should never prevent someone from trying out run police cars, radios, helicopters, and dogs.”

When involved in a high-speed chase with the police and one or more of your tires get popped by spike strips, keep going on the rims. You have 100% chance of getting away.


37 posted on 08/27/2014 11:24:56 AM PDT by walford (http://natural-law-natural-religion.blogspot.com/)
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