Happened to me twice.
They have me living in New Jersey, Broken Arrow, Oklahoma and Mesquite, Texas.
I would never ever live in New Jersey, Broken Arrow’s nice, as is Mesquite....to pass through, on the way to some fishing spots I know of and I wouldn’t live there either but, they show up on my background.
I even have seen cars on my background I never owned and the really amazing part is my college doesn’t show.
Oh, and they even have me working at companies I’ve never heard of.
I don’t know why companies do business with these retarded A-holes.
I once had to drive all the way to my college and get my transcript because the background company came up with a complete blank on my education.
No grade school, no high school, no GED, No college.
I was told get it resolved in 48 hours or I’m fired.
I was like “Hey klownie. How the Eff do you think I made it this far? I write complicated proposals, make tons of money, teach rightin skeels to other morons who have AA and MBA and how to be a Professional Sales Person with a system of predictable results.
That was 16 years ago and FU! Corporate Nimrods.
You suck at everything and I make way more money now and kick the living %*÷÷*% out of your non-professional and so called sales people who are always late, never have any good information and crappier answers and, and! And seemingly have one sales strategy F.U.D. idiocy and the best part is your beggars always start with facilities or the IT guy.
Always go to the guy who can sign his name to the front of a check.
Flatline intellectuals.
Have fun blowing all your money at that waste of huge swathes of time Starbucks.
What a life suck but, don’t you just feel so great telling everyone how great you but “Don’t know if I’ll make quota this month”....Again?
How freakin hard is it to let someone buy something?
Oh, that’s right. You have all these closing lines...for prepubescents...
No one appreciates being talked like that a child.
They are adults and perfectly capable of making a decision.
I hate background companies. They are liars and cheats and worse ....way effin worse...totally ineffective.
I once found myself working with a violent felon, who was later fired because uhmmmm....he sucked at life and made some very overt threats.
I called him, had drinks with him and put to him straight.
He called the company and even wrote a letter of apology.
They had a freakin security guard for 6 months checking us in before we could go to our freakin desk and even checking purses and briefcases.
I put an end to that day one and said if you think I’m going let you touch my $3,000 Bally briefcase you are seriously cracked.
Rant offfennn....
It’s all because of that ID card that you lost in the PX at Ft. Dix.
I wonder if there is a way to see if anyone is using your identity for Obamacare? If so, Obama’s man Mikey Dickerson, who heads the new U.S. Digital Service can maybe help. /s