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To: Citizen Zed

I just tie cats to my shoes.


2 posted on 08/23/2014 8:28:26 AM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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To: Tijeras_Slim

Hey Tijeras_Slim. Now don’t go fallin’ of Sandia Peak. Not sure the cats would help that much. I used to have a T-shirt that said “I skied the west face” from Sandia Ski Area. Still better than landing on his noggin’. :>}


4 posted on 08/23/2014 8:32:47 AM PDT by rktman (Ethnicity: Nascarian. Race: Daytonafivehundrian)
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To: Tijeras_Slim

It might be easier to tie an open face peanut butter sandwich to the cats back and hold on tightly to the cat.

The cat always lands on its feet and the sandwich always lands sticky side down.

My theory is you would just levitate. Or you might go into a high speed barrel roll.


8 posted on 08/23/2014 9:01:25 AM PDT by Clay Moore ("911 is for when the backhoe won't start." JRandomFreeper)
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