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To: Rides_A_Red_Horse
This morning when I sneezed my coffeemaker said “gesundheit!”

Did you say "Danke"?? NIIICE coffeemaker!

"Gesundheit" is German for HEALTH.
In ancient times it was thought that when one sneezed one blew his soul out of his body. Silly...

10 posted on 08/10/2014 12:47:36 PM PDT by cloudmountain
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To: cloudmountain

I was at the grocery store feeling like I was being watched. I dismissed it as paranoia and headed for the check out. A guy in a plain black suit wearing sunglasses came up to me and said hey, you’d better go back to the dairy aisle. You’re out of milk!


15 posted on 08/10/2014 12:57:20 PM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
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