More retired (or forced to retire early) people should try this.
Good on everybody.
The second whines about chronic constipation.
When they turn to the third, he says "Well, every morning at 5 I p*ss like a racehorse, and then around 6 I pass a sizeable ummpie."
The first two ask him why this is cause for complaining, and he answers, "I don't get up until 7"