Keep looking - there’s more problems in Colorado than non-drivers with the munchies.
House explosions have gone through the roof (literally). “Dopin’ Dans” (remember Robert Crumb?) are no longer content to light up and toke away. Now, they extract and concentrate the resin by cooking - with propane camping stoves. When done, they turn the torch off (so they think), then retreat into drug induced stupor. An hour or so later, they light up a cig, and, BOOM!
Or, they knock the stove over and it starts a fire. [Dude! It’s gettin’ really hot in here!]
What a deal - we produce virtually nothing in the USA, need illegals to mow our lawns and work construction, and on our way to turning most of the rest of us into permanent couch potatoes.
I know many in their 40's and 50's who are fit, upper middle class professionals.
Articulate and engaging. Smart.
And quick.