Years ago when my daughter was 8 or 9 I was buying lunchables, which are turkey/ham and cheese slices with crackers, for my daughter for her school lunch (I’d probably be reported to social services for this if this was current day). A woman came up to me and said those aren’t very nutritious. I smiled at her, turned away, and when she wasn’t looking I put a half dozen in her shopping cart. I hope they made it to the checkout.
I would have been most tempted to reply "My **** is pretty nutritious. Would you like some?"
And, as George Carlin would have said, that shuts 'em up for about a half an hour.
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