My dog sleeps in a bigger house than that.
And I don’t even have a dog.
I’d rather live in a shotgun shack than one of those small cells!
Where would I pug my library! My guns! My records! My DVDs! My cat box! My art supplies! My wife! I can cook outside! Room for dogs outside? Where would I sleep!
Somehow Bruce Willis’ room in THE FIFTH ELEMENT comes to mind.