It's fine if they want to be named Sea Monster, but don't complain when mariners or pirates try to kill them...
To: nickcarraway
2 posted on
07/31/2014 1:52:15 PM PDT by
vpintheak
(I will not comply!)
To: nickcarraway
Are they related to these people by some chance?

4 posted on
07/31/2014 1:57:06 PM PDT by
Morgana
( Always a bit of truth in dark humor.)
To: nickcarraway
This is news?
BTW, I believe they pronounce it "Seamónster."
5 posted on
07/31/2014 1:57:48 PM PDT by
x
To: nickcarraway
Back in the good old days, when people had to struggle to survive and were more concerned about earning a living than renaming themselves with childish names, we didn’t have to deal with this type of nonsense.
6 posted on
07/31/2014 1:58:40 PM PDT by
Opinionated Blowhard
("When the people find they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.")
To: nickcarraway
Maybe next year they'll show up at Seattle's Seafair parade dressed as sea monsters fighting the Seafair pirates! Arrrrgh!!!!

7 posted on
07/31/2014 1:59:03 PM PDT by
Jack Hydrazine
(Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
To: nickcarraway
8 posted on
07/31/2014 1:59:55 PM PDT by
TurboZamboni
(Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.-JFK)
To: nickcarraway
Seamonster? How about Dumbphuque instead?
9 posted on
07/31/2014 2:01:55 PM PDT by
TexasRepublic
(Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
To: nickcarraway
10 posted on
07/31/2014 2:03:29 PM PDT by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: nickcarraway
They run a sperm bank.
Their middle name will actually be spelled Semenstore.
11 posted on
07/31/2014 2:07:12 PM PDT by
toast
To: Slings and Arrows
Are they related to the Montauk Seamonsters.
To: nickcarraway; Slings and Arrows
13 posted on
07/31/2014 2:14:05 PM PDT by
Gefn
("I am waiting for a rebirth of wonder ")
To: nickcarraway
yet another reason they’re called ‘MASSholes”
15 posted on
07/31/2014 2:38:40 PM PDT by
camle
(keep an open mind and someone will fill it full of something for you)
To: nickcarraway; Slings and Arrows
Sigmund Seamonster?

16 posted on
07/31/2014 7:23:12 PM PDT by
a fool in paradise
(Elian Gonzalez sought asylum and was sent back to Cuba, send these kids back to THEIR parents.)
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