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To: Joe 6-pack; AnAmericanMother; Titan Magroyne; Badeye; SandRat; arbooz; potlatch; ...
Apparently the woman was udderly cowed by these NAZI kuhs, And don't accuse me of milking the story for laughs. Also pardon me for horning in on your ping list. I did because I cud.

Early ad for Carnation Condensed Milk:

No teats to pull
No Hay to pitch
Just punch a hole
In that SOB

23 posted on 07/30/2014 9:05:07 PM PDT by Kenny Bunk (The GOP is dying. What do we do now?)
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To: Kenny Bunk

LOL!


25 posted on 07/30/2014 10:10:07 PM PDT by TexasRepublic (Socialism is the gospel of envy and the religion of thieves)
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To: Kenny Bunk
LOL! 👍
29 posted on 07/30/2014 10:16:38 PM PDT by skinkinthegrass (The end move in politics is always to pick up a weapon...0'Mullah / "Rustler" Reid? d8-)
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To: Kenny Bunk; Joe 6-pack; MEG33; ntnychik; PhilDragoo; nickcarraway; Salamander; GraceG
Lol, nice to see you Kenny and got a 'kick' out of your post. You are very 'punny', hehe.

But - I've got a story to tell you about COWS, and it was scary!

When my kids were little we had horses and needed another used saddle. I called a man about one and he said he had one but it was in a 'shed' out in a pasture and I could go and look at it.

So I drove out there, left my kids in the locked car [cool weather!], climbed the fence and walked way out the pasture to the shed. Took a look at the saddle and when I came out of the shed it was surrounded by cattle!!

Turns out the food was kept in the shed and they thought I was there to feed them. So - all these cattle are mooing, snorting and grunting and I didn't know what to do, lol. I needed to get back to my kids but was frankly scared.

Pondered for a bit and finally decided I had to try so I started walking through them and thankfully they didn't smush me and when I got through the last of them I started running for the fence. A few of them even turned and started to follow me.

This is what they looked like without a fence between them and me........


49 posted on 08/03/2014 1:22:06 PM PDT by potlatch ("Dream as if you'll live forever...Live as if you'll die today")
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