Here is my example with WFTD.
After being away at the beach, and celebrating my birthday yesterday, it would behoove me to get back into WoRK MODE.
And it would behoove yinz to submit some homework!
It would be behoove the EXEMPT, self-serving Congress
to quickly revisit their Oaths and Duty,
before the EXEMPT are either swept up by the People
and replaced, .... or seized by their Tyrant and disposed.
Yes, it would certainly behoove me to show my appreciation, lest I be considered ungulateful.
It would behoove us to STOP supporting obama’s pro-Nazi, Russophobic, Serbophobic, antisemitic, pro-muslim, and pro-”gay” foreign policy, and support Christian civilization instead!!!!
Obama thinks it would behoove
Us to get in his communist groove
He is merely a parrot
For Commissar Jarrett
She orchestrates every last move
Since half of my staff is on vacation, it would behoove me to go to work today.
“Lexophilia is a word used to describe those that have a love for words, such as “you can tune a piano, but you can’t tuna fish”, or “to write with a broken pencil is pointless.” A competition to see who can come up with
the best lexophiles is held every year in an undisclosed location. This year’s winning submission is posted at the very end.
.. When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
.. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
.. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.
.. The batteries were given out free of charge.
.. A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
.. A will is a dead giveaway.
.. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
.. A boiled egg is hard to beat.
.. When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.
.. Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was
resisting a rest.
.. Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He’s
all right now.
.. A bicycle can’t stand alone; it’s just two tired.
.. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
.. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
.. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
.. When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she’d dye.
.. Acupuncture is a jab well done. That’s the point of it.
And the cream of the twisted crop:
.. Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the
end.
Happy birthday !!!!
It would behoove one to post something soon so as to not be redolent with the scent of tardiness.
Happy belated birthday!
Home from an estimate for someone with 2 pet snakes-I love animals, but that is creepy, so when the customer proudly showed me the things-two small boas of some sort-I smiled politely, said oh, aren’t they pretty and went about my estimate-outside, fortunately...
The clueless Obama minions-
Still elevating their noses
As they address we commoners
And strike practiced poses
It would behoove them better
To look and listen, but no-
As the kingly numbers plummet
They’re putting on a show
Trying to appease their base
Means everyone else gets dissed
And now no one is listening
Since most of us are pissed...
It would behoove
Happy birthday!