I heard this version:
HEAVEN
The food is French
The mechanics are German
The administrators are Swiss
The police are British
The lovers are Italian.
HELL
The food is British
The mechanics are French
The administrators are Italian
The police are German
The lovers are Swiss.
I never had any particular hankering for French food. I don’t get the appeal. Frankly, I even rate British food higher. When I was in Ireland and went to Paris on a school trip (stayed at a hostel), the most exotic thing to eat was ground horsemeat.