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1 posted on 07/24/2014 12:55:15 PM PDT by TurboZamboni
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To: TurboZamboni

What good is a giant fart without a giant smell?


27 posted on 07/24/2014 1:52:48 PM PDT by Protect the Bill of Rights
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I wish him great success.

Unfortunately for the French, their is no heir to Le Petomane with which they could retaliate.


28 posted on 07/24/2014 1:54:06 PM PDT by Constitution Day
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29 posted on 07/24/2014 1:55:24 PM PDT by b4its2late (A Progressive is a person who will give away everything he doesn't own.)
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Why doesn’t he invest in white flags in France, then build a giant Nazi or Islamo Nazi that screams surrender? He’ll make a fortune.


31 posted on 07/24/2014 1:58:54 PM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (Hitlery: Incarnation of evil.)
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If the “boom” is loud enough, France may very well surrender forthwith.


32 posted on 07/24/2014 2:03:02 PM PDT by DPMD
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I’d pay money to light one of those farts.


34 posted on 07/24/2014 2:05:45 PM PDT by jughandle (Big words anger me, keep talking.)
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About the best news I heard today............


35 posted on 07/24/2014 2:12:11 PM PDT by Osage Orange (I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be controlling it.)
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I don’t see this ending well at all. I heard the French were going to retaliate with a frog leg cannon.


38 posted on 07/24/2014 2:14:57 PM PDT by catnipman (Cat Nipman: Vote Republican in 2012 and only be called racist one more time!)
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He’s praying France is downwind when he lets it rip.


39 posted on 07/24/2014 2:27:25 PM PDT by upchuck (It's a shame nobama truly doesn't care about any of this. Our country, our future, he doesn't care.)
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I believe the twitter tag or hash tag was fart@france, per an IO9.com article.


40 posted on 07/24/2014 3:07:25 PM PDT by tbw2
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Damn. The thing looks scary. I expect to read about the guy dying in a fiery explosion.

http://theweek.com/speedreads/index/265158/speedreads-man-builds-biggest-fart-machine-ever-plans-to-aim-it-at-france


42 posted on 07/24/2014 3:34:58 PM PDT by dhs12345
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44 posted on 07/26/2014 3:47:06 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (It ain't a "hashtag"....it's a damn pound sign, number sign, or octothorpe. ###)
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