To: Enterprise
The young boy must learn never to ask whether a woman is pregnant unless and until you see the baby coming out.
7 posted on
07/24/2014 6:06:01 AM PDT by
NautiNurse
(Obama sends U.S. Marines to pick up his dog & basketballs. Benghazi? Nope.)
To: NautiNurse
11 posted on
07/24/2014 6:08:54 AM PDT by
null and void
(If Bill Clinton was the first black president, why isn't Barack Obama the first woman president?)
To: NautiNurse
"The young boy must learn never to ask whether a woman is pregnant unless and until you see the baby coming out." Imagine his shock if what came out was a huge doughnut.
13 posted on
07/24/2014 6:10:47 AM PDT by
Enterprise
("Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire)
To: NautiNurse
The young boy must learn never to ask whether a woman is pregnant unless and until you see the baby coming out.
Great point! I work with a nice, attractive young lady and never realized she was pregnant until she was at about 6 months and only because she told me. I told her I had conditioned myself to not notice.
To: NautiNurse
From Romy and Michelle’s HIgh School Reunion
Michele:What are you picking on us for anyway? We’re not the ones who got fat.
Christie: We’re pregnant, you half-wit.
Michele: Yeah, well...I hope your babies look like monkeys.
49 posted on
07/24/2014 7:19:33 AM PDT by
dfwgator
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