[COBOL2Java]

Hey, who are we to judge, right? Soon these types of marriages will be demanded in states across the fruited plain, and judges will have to rule them acceptable. Religious cake makers and photographers will be ordered to cater (no pun intended) to these, er, blissful, ceremonies.

[Kenny Bunk]

The coyote who takes this couple across the desert to CA is going to have some severe hydration problems with la Señora.

Perhaps we ought to tell Team Obama so the BP can have a special series of tanks ready. OTOH, with all those little kids around, food won't be a problem for her.