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Crocodile Wedding: Mexican Town Mayor ‘Marries’ Reptile
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Posted on 07/21/2014 4:19:59 PM PDT by nickcarraway

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To: COBOL2Java; nickcarraway
The coyote who takes this couple across the desert to CA is going to have some severe hydration problems with la Señora.

Perhaps we ought to tell Team Obama so the BP can have a special series of tanks ready. OTOH, with all those little kids around, food won't be a problem for her.

21 posted on 07/21/2014 5:21:43 PM PDT by Kenny Bunk (The GOP is dying. What do we do now?)
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To: nickcarraway

The couple reportedly were unable to consummate their union due to a reptile dysfunction .....


22 posted on 07/21/2014 5:38:42 PM PDT by mikrofon (Viva Viagra!)
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To: nickcarraway

Reminds me of my first wife. At least the cold blooded part.


23 posted on 07/21/2014 5:42:44 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: mikrofon

Does he expect the new bride to go down on him at the honeymoon suite?

He likes those crockcasian mamacitas.


24 posted on 07/21/2014 5:43:36 PM PDT by tflabo (Truth or tyranny)
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To: GeronL

Sicko!

She’s obviously too young for marriage!


25 posted on 07/21/2014 6:02:51 PM PDT by Salamander (He ain't heavy, he's my Boa.)
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To: Rebelbase

With this taking a crocodile is your wife business..

You just know that in a few years she’s going to end of being an old bag


26 posted on 07/21/2014 6:03:00 PM PDT by tophat9000 (An Eye for an Eye, a Word for a Word...nothing more)
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To: Salamander

Of course she is


27 posted on 07/21/2014 6:03:35 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: Salamander

lol

Cousin of yours?


28 posted on 07/21/2014 6:04:08 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: faithhopecharity

*snort*


29 posted on 07/21/2014 6:04:14 PM PDT by Salamander (He ain't heavy, he's my Boa.)
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To: GeronL

Nope....I’m amphibian.

We split off from those things years ago.

:)


30 posted on 07/21/2014 6:09:11 PM PDT by Salamander (He ain't heavy, he's my Boa.)
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To: tflabo

Dunno, but rumor has it the bride was into S&M and leather ...


31 posted on 07/21/2014 6:15:08 PM PDT by mikrofon (i.e. Shoes & Moccasins)
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To: nickcarraway

Coming to a court room near you.


32 posted on 07/21/2014 6:48:54 PM PDT by Mark85937 (If your cultural views conflict with the Bible, you need to examine your cultural views.)
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The Church - Reptile
33 posted on 07/21/2014 7:07:21 PM PDT by null and void (If Bill Clinton was the first black president, why isn't Barack Obama the first woman president?)
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To: nickcarraway

My bad, sorry. Thought this was the Valerie Jarrett wedding party.


34 posted on 07/21/2014 7:21:27 PM PDT by Covenantor ("Men are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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To: tophat9000
She's been 'round the block B4


35 posted on 07/23/2014 8:25:26 PM PDT by Daffynition ("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
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36 posted on 07/23/2014 8:26:57 PM PDT by Daffynition ("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
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To: Salamander
Someone should take the groom aside and 'splain a couple of things to him.


37 posted on 07/23/2014 8:36:44 PM PDT by Daffynition ("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
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Huh.

I wondered what ever happened to Gallagher.


38 posted on 07/23/2014 11:42:39 PM PDT by Salamander (He ain't heavy, he's my Boa.)
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To: null and void

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QWkjdGp7l0


39 posted on 07/23/2014 11:43:54 PM PDT by Salamander (He ain't heavy, he's my Boa.)
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*I wondered what ever happened to Gallagher.*

Probably in a seedy old folks home with a plastic poncho ....


40 posted on 07/24/2014 8:52:24 AM PDT by Daffynition ("We Are Not Descended From Fearful Men")
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