[PAR35]

mine minerals such as Helium from beneath the moon's crusty outer surface.

I was wondering what was holding the moon up. It's filled with helium? If you punch a hole in it to get to the helium, won't it deflate and zip all over space before falling back to earth?

[Prince of Space]

Thanks for the chuckle at your vivid imagery, lol.

[Greetings_Puny_Humans]

Actually, not only was the moon landing a fake, but the Earth is indeed flat and the moon is just a painting up on a ceiling. If you had enough helium in your balloon (the kind you hold on a string), you could actually float up and see for yourself (I do it all the time).

[Vendome]

BS

I ate a chunk of it last week.

Tasted like sweet mozzarella. ...

Gooey and sohhh good!

[jmacusa]

Hells Bells A large component of Saturn is hydrogen. If you were to put a big match to it KABLEWY!!! It'd blow up! Yes sir it's a mighty dangerous out there in outer space!

[lastchance]

So that explains the squeaky pitch of the astronauts who visited the moon.

[mikrofon]

Not necessarily, but it lends support to the belief that the Moon is made of cheese — all I know is that when it’s consumed, a lot of gas is produced ....