[Nepeta]

Better than wasting it on on people...good for you, sir. Good for you.

Anyone who has observed the spectacle of relatives after a death knows how badly some people behave--one of my aunts arrived at my mother's house after she was found dead, and she took the considerable cash my mother had stashed and my (long dead) father's wedding ring.

At least animals won't conduct themselves this way.

[who knows what evil?]

At least animals won't conduct themselves this way.

Four-legged ones, at least...

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

“At least animals won’t conduct themselves this way.”

Cats will at least wait a couple days before they start eating you. :)