If I made half the noise they did about my heterosexuality, Mrs. Vigilanteman would have me sleeping on the couch!
They say they want me to stay out of their bedroom, but they then insist on entering my living room and having sex there. I’m beginning to think that 5000 years of anti-homosexual laws existed to allow the other 99% to live in quiet!
I’m 56, and I’ve managed to go thru my entire life without ever walking up to a stranger and saying, “Hi! I’m hetero, and I get turned on by a good looking woman’s body....accept me for who I am!”