Let the parodies begin. I can imagine a large number of ways in which the comic is torn apart. Of course, the classic parody was by MAD magazine’s Bill Elder, who did one called “Starchie”.
See if you can find the Kurtman and Elder parody “Goodman Beaver Goes PL*YB*Y”
They lost the artwork to Archie Comics in the 1960s but it was published twice (in Kurtzman’s Help magazine and in the collected paperback The Executive’s Comic Book or something like that).