“So thank you for riding. And remember, no standing on the top deck. And for you really tall people, skooch down in your seat a bit and pay attention to the bridges so you don't get your head bashed in. Other than that, relax and enjoy the scenery!”
I'm guessing the kid did climbed up on something and goofing off as kids tend to do. I hope he recovers.
“From the headlines I thought he was on top of the bus.”
So did I.