I can imagine the conversation. "Now let me see, I need something nice and light. A salad, maybe? Little Italian dressing? Oh, wait, no, here's this 'XXX Hot Chili Burger. Please note next of kin before ordering.' Just the thing for a sensitive tummy, what?"
We were dining al fresco at a local barbecue place. My friend notices he's dripped a drop of the super hot sauce on the table, and then a wasp lands, touches it, and promptly keels over dead. True story. I switched to the mild sauce, myself.