I have heard that the meat essence of a unicorn was irresistible to the right winger hunters, but to extinction?
The horror.
I can still dream of a future of unicorns running between the windmills of my dreams and dodging the carcasses of bald eagles as they deliver rainbows and enlightenment.
I’m sorry, it’s just..the delicious aroma of fresh BBQ unicorn..we just couldn’t stop eating them!