So there I am on my way to work and i see: guy riding a Goldwing at 70mph, hands in his lap instead of on the handlebars, and he is leaning the bike left and right to make it shimmy down the highway.
Next item: full moon tonight.
I fully expected to watch the goldwing guy hit the potholes up ahead and pinball it on the highway.
I didn’t stick around to see if he did.
It’s the time of year here in NY when midlife crisis and testosterone end up in a perfect storm of poor suicidal decisions..
It was this time of year when I watched a guy launch himself off the road for absolutely no reason at all.
Be safe out there, between the idiots of all stripes and wheel combinations from two to eighteen, I’m surprised any of us make it anywhere in one piece.
I make it because I'm walking so slowly, I can see what's coming at me...or hear it, as the case may be...