LOL!
Sometimes the canteloupes look pretty, but they smell like rocks. No point in buying them.
Learned something long ago ... Don’t buy anything except the truth. That scares ‘em!
sometimes one can only hope Jim meant what he said, when Jim said, Happy Independence Day. But depending on what becomes what ... I might be traveling on ... it all depends ... and those depends might not be diapers for old people.
The late Igor tried to tell me how to find a ripe cantaloupe at the store or roadside stand. He had no idea we had a row of cantaloupe in our garden every year, and right along with tomatoes, we smelled them before we picked them. We only had bib lettuce, but I knew enough to smell the iceberg lettuce head before I bought it. If it smells bitter, that’s how it will taste.