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To: moose07

My uncle told us of an occupant of a prison somewhere, not convicted, but consigned there anyway.

It was a rat, with a peg leg. It had gotten caught, and lost its leg. Enterprising convicts, with little better to do, had manufactured a substitute out of coat-hanger wire.

In the middle of the night, all of the prisoners were locked in place, save one.

“Rustle, rustle, rustle, ... clunk!”

“Scurry, scurry, scurry, ... clunk!”

“Here comes ol’ Peg!” the inmates would say, and smile to realize that one of their number was enjoying freedom, after a certain fashion.


3,097 posted on 09/01/2014 1:17:40 PM PDT by NicknamedBob ("There are too many acronyms in the world!" -----"We should find a way to make short cuts for them!")
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To: NicknamedBob

Ah, sweet. :)
Did he have a tin cup to rattle on the bars as well?


3,098 posted on 09/01/2014 1:28:44 PM PDT by moose07 (the truth will out ,one day. Doggies Rock.)
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