Jake has been out there swinging his swords again? Poor Jake. And Jake told me he was proficient in swinging swords. I remember, Jake, the last cone of shame was forced to wear. My Better Half places it (cone of shame) around my neck each night and then threatens to not remove it if I do not fix breakfast and coffee each morning. I believe is best to comply Jake and stop swinging the sword collection. Those females hit hard, Jake. Besides the Vet will be holding the key just as my Better Half does to the cone of shame.
Shannon is watching nervously to see if we’re going to wrap tape around her neck, and there’s a White Cat in the flowerbed who probably has something to do with this problem. Poor Jake.