It is indeed a most wonderful sight to see these preciously self-righteous storm troopers of terminal specialness advance boldly in the cultural vanguard of vast hordes of self-absorbed gluten-free gender-unique embodiments of incarnate narcissism. The rest of us peons can only hope to look on in wonder, thankful to have caught even a glimpse of these most divine radiances.
HAHAHA! A genuinely funny post, finally! Thanks!