I’m sure your wife’s fine with all of your mojo being focused in her general direction. (BTW, all of your hair concerns should be directed around her preferences, not FR’s. She wants you smooth, you go smooth. She wants fuzz, you go fuzz. You get more play that way.)
I do love FR. A cute 22 year old puts interest out there and every hot, harry, hunting man clams up tighter than a fat lady’s bikini.
“Do you have a sister?!”
Wait...
“You actually have a young daughter with a young body who was homeschooled, shoots, raised right, and shares all your values... yeah... no.”