“...Women would rather cuddle up to a bear-skin rug than a piece of sandpaper..”
ROWWRR!
If there’s something ickier than prickly stubble on the back and chest, I don’t know what it is.
If you’re a model and absolutely have to be smooth, get electrolysis, for heaven’s sake!
*snicker*
I can just see you and my husband with a tankard of beer, snarling over a roaring fire, with the remains of your kill (that you took down with nothing more than a spear and perhaps a large stone) sizzling over the flames...
STOP SHAVING. BE WONDERFUL FUZZY BEASTS. YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED OT BE HAIRLESS WOMEN OR PRE-PUBESENT INFANTS.
You’re supposed to kill things and take things and be harry... dammit. You are male. Enjoy that.
Lord knows, we appreciate it.