To: BenLurkin
The guy should get the wife and kids a hotel. He should stay in the house, turn off the power, turn off the water, empty the fridge and pantry, remove the bathroom and bedroom doors, put in earplugs and hit 'play' on the boombox containing Yoko Ono's Greatest Hits with the volume up full notch. Get a friend to relieve you for bathroom and lunch breaks.
19 posted on
06/26/2014 7:36:16 AM PDT by
LostInBayport
(When there are more people riding in the cart than there are pulling it, the cart stops moving...)
To: LostInBayport
He should stay in the house, turn off the power, turn off the water, i know this is tempting, but it will only get him into more trouble...
27 posted on
06/26/2014 7:41:16 AM PDT by
latina4dubya
(when i have money i buy books... if i have anything left, i buy 6-inch heels and a bottle of wine...)
To: LostInBayport
At the request of Kofi Annan, back in 2003, Yoko Ono’s Greatest Hits was been removed from the Gitmo playlists as cruel and usual punishment to Terrorists. Scotland Yard considered applying for a license so that they could legally continue to use the recordings in London. The Yoko Ono Caterwalling worked great to clear Piccadilly Circus of noisy teenagers. “All the Blokes, all the Birds, they just went away overnight. It was great!”//
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