[Sparticus]

If someone threatened one of my grandkids, I could beat them into submission with a wooden spoon.

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Damned right!

That spoon works pretty good for keeping those pesky grandkids on the straight and narrow, too.

[JRandomFreeper]

A shoe at 30 ft. Supersonic. You can get them across the room before they ever actually lay hands on the urn with Aunt Matilda's ashes.

Distance learning, we call it....

/johnny

[laplata]

That goes without saying.