[Jim Robinson]

The phone rings at my house 10-12 times per day. Maybe one or two calls are legit. The rest go like this.

Hello. Silence. HELL-O!

Recorded message finally starts:

The government has determined you are eligible... click as I hang up.

or

The president has enabled it so that you may refinanc... click.

or

As the cost of electricity is soaring, solar... click.

or

As a veteran you should know... click

etc

[deoetdoctrinae]

Dang Jim! I had a really good deal for you on solar panels.

When would be a good time for me to call back? ☺

[BereanBrain]

Didn’t you get the memo? You are the last person in the USA with a hard phone line in their home (instead of using their cell).

So you have a bunch of telemarketers backed up waiting to talk to you! There is only one fish left in the barrel.

[Qiviut]

May I suggest .... http://www.digitone.com/

Worth its weight in gold. Seriously.